Post by xavier owens. on Sept 19, 2011 21:00:14 GMT -5
xavier owens.
46. MALE. MORTAL. HETEROSEXUAL.
.. Where do I begin? Oh, here's an intro, if your willing ~
“ Hello, my friends! I wave hello to all of you, and virtually shake you warmly by the hand, in my voice! The name's Xavier. Xavier Owens. I don't really have an alias or a nickname. Eh, someone's bound to think of one for me one day. If so, I'd prefer the name Ducky. I'm probably the oldest young-looking person in Eden, no? Anyhow, I'd love to meet you around sometime! I'm a normal human being, so don't bother me with your gifts, or I'll shoot you. In the head. ”
BEFORE we begin, I'd like to go over a few statements and rules with you, okay? Because I hate unorganization, because it gives me serious migraines. Flashy and ugly skins do that as well. :)
oo1. no spittin'. xD
oo2. i'm smart, so STFU.
oo3. you punch me, i punch you. MUCH HARDER.
oo4. my gift is NOTHING.
oo5. i hate hotshots. cough - malaki - cough
oo6. i'm an insane genius.
oo7. my detective skills are close to sherlock holmes'.
oo8. i probably will remain single. xD
“ Sir, what would you do for a Klondike Bar? ”
“ Hmm .. I'd visit my Aunt Joanna. At most, I'd murder Osama bin Laden. Sadly, Obama took care of that ... ”
“ Who is Aunt Joanna? ”
“ Eh, screw these interviews. I hate reporters ..That was just to prove that this ISN'T an interview. Because an interview is when vicious reporters that smell like old pizza BOMB you with questions! Yeah .. I have a problem. I'll stop. ”
“ Hello, my friends! I wave hello to all of you, and virtually shake you warmly by the hand, in my voice! The name's Xavier. Xavier Owens. I don't really have an alias or a nickname. Eh, someone's bound to think of one for me one day. If so, I'd prefer the name Ducky. I'm probably the oldest young-looking person in Eden, no? Anyhow, I'd love to meet you around sometime! I'm a normal human being, so don't bother me with your gifts, or I'll shoot you. In the head. ”
BEFORE we begin, I'd like to go over a few statements and rules with you, okay? Because I hate unorganization, because it gives me serious migraines. Flashy and ugly skins do that as well. :)
oo1. no spittin'. xD
oo2. i'm smart, so STFU.
oo3. you punch me, i punch you. MUCH HARDER.
oo4. my gift is NOTHING.
oo5. i hate hotshots. cough - malaki - cough
oo6. i'm an insane genius.
oo7. my detective skills are close to sherlock holmes'.
oo8. i probably will remain single. xD
“ Sir, what would you do for a Klondike Bar? ”
“ Hmm .. I'd visit my Aunt Joanna. At most, I'd murder Osama bin Laden. Sadly, Obama took care of that ... ”
“ Who is Aunt Joanna? ”
“ Eh, screw these interviews. I hate reporters ..That was just to prove that this ISN'T an interview. Because an interview is when vicious reporters that smell like old pizza BOMB you with questions! Yeah .. I have a problem. I'll stop. ”
